Andy,s Chest

(E)If I could be anything (A)in the world that flew
(E)I would be a bat and come (A)swooping after you
(E)And if the last time you were here (A)things were a bit askew

Well, you (F)know what (C)happens after (G)dark
When rattle(F)snakes lose their (C)skins and their (G)hearts
And (F)all the missio(C)naries lose their (G)bark
Oh, (D)all the trees are (G)calling after (A)you
And (D)all the venom (G)snipers after (A)you
Are (D)all the mountains (G)boulder after (A)you

(E)If I could be any one of the (A)things in this world that bite
(E)Instead of a dentured ocelot on a leash (A)I'd rather be a kite
(E)Be tied to the end of your string (A)flying in the air at night
        
Cause you (F)know what they (C)say about honey (G)bears
When you (F)shave off (C)all their baby (G)hair
You have (F)a hairy minded (C)pink bare baby (G)bear
And (D)all the bells are (G)rolling out for (A)you
And (D)all the stones are (G)erupting out for (A)you
And all the (D)cheap luck suckers (G)are flying after (A)you

(E)Yesterday, Daisy Mae and Biff (A)were grooving on the street
(E)And just like in a movie (A)her hands became her feet
(E)Her belly button was her mouth which meant (A)she tasted what she'd speak
        
But the (F)funny thing is what (C)happened to her (G)nose
It (F)grew until it (C)reached all of her (G)toes
Now, when (F)people say her feet (C)smell, they mean her (G)nose
And all (D)the curtains laced with (G)diamonds for (A)you
And (D)all the Roman (G)noble men for (A)you
And king(D)dom's Christian (G)sailors, dear for (A)you
And (D)melting ice cap (G)mountain tops for (A)you
And (D)knights in flaming (G)silver robes for (A)you
And (D)bats that with a (G)kiss turn prince for (A)you
(E)Swoop, swoop, (A)rock, rock
(E)Roll, roll, (A)swoop, swoop
(E)Rock, rock, (A)roll, roll