A Well Respected Man

(G)Cause he (C)gets up (G)in the (Am)morning, and he (C)goes to (G)work at (Am)nine   
and he (C)comes home (G)at five(Am)thirty, gets the (C)same train (G)every (Am)time
cause his (C)world is (G)built on (Am)punctuali(C)ty it (G)never (Am)Fails

And he's (C)oh (G)so (Am)good, and he's (C)oh (G)so (Am)fine,
and he's (C)oh (G)so (Am)healthy, in his (C)body (G)and his (Am)mind.
He's a (F)well respected (Em)man about town, 
(F)doing the best things, (D)so conserva(G)tively.

And his (C)mother (G)goes to (Am)meetings, while his (C)father (G)paws the (Am)maid
And she (C)stirs her (G)tea with (Am)countenance, while (C)discussing (G)foreign (Am)trade,
And she (C)passes (G)looks as (Am)well as bills at (C)every (G)sauve young (Am)man

And he's (C)oh (G)so (Am)good, and he's (C)oh (G)so (Am)fine,
and he's (C)oh (G)so (Am)healthy, in his (C)body (G)and his (Am)mind.
He's a (F)well respected (Em)man about town, 
(F)doing the best things, (D)so conserva(G)tively.

(C)And he likes (G)his own (Am)back yard, and he (C)likes his (G)fags the (Am)best
Cause he's (C)better (G)than the (Am)rest and his (C)own sweat (G)smells the (Am)best
And he (C)hopes to (G)grab his (Am)father's loot when (C)pater (G)passes (Am)on.

And he's (C)oh (G)so (Am)good, and he's (C)oh (G)so (Am)fine,
and he's (C)oh (G)so (Am)healthy, in his (C)body (G)and his (Am)mind.
He's a (F)well respected (Em)man about town, 
(F)doing the best things, (D)so conserva(G)tively.

And he (C)plays the (G)stocks and (Am)shares, and he (C)goes to (G)the (Am)regatta
He (C)adores the (G)girl next (Am)door, and he's (C)dying (G)to get at (Am)her,
But his (C)mother (G)knows the (Am)best about the (C)matri(G)monial (Am)state.

And he's (C)oh (G)so (Am)good, and he's (C)oh (G)so (Am)fine,
and he's (C)oh (G)so (Am)healthy, in his (C)body (G)and his (Am)mind.
He's a (F)well respected (Em)man about town, 
(F)doing the best things, (D)so conserva(G)tively.