Fuck her gently

D		 F#m			   
You don't always have to fuck her hard. 
   Em			     A
In fact sometimes that's not right to do.
D		    F#m	           
Sometimes you gotta make some love,
Em			   A
 and fuckin' give her some smooches too.

Bm                      G        Bm		             G
Sometimes you've got to squeeze, sometimes you've got to say please,
D			 A
sometimes you got to say hey,

          D	   F#m	    Em			A
I'm gonna fuck you softly.  I'm gonna screw you gently.
	  D	   F#m		       Em	   A	
I'm gonna hump you sweetly.  I'm gonna bone you discreetly.

Bm                G
And then you say hey I brought you flowers,
D                 A
And then you say wait a minute sally, 
Bm               G                         	 E
I think I've got something in my teeth could you get it out for me
A
That's fuckin' teamwork.

D                      F#m
What's your favorite posish? (position)
Em				 A			      D
That's cool with me, it's not my favorite, but I'll do it for you.
D		    F#m
What's you favorite dish?
	      Em                            A
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar.

Bm                         G
And then I'm gonna love you completely
D                              A
and then I'll fuckin' fuck you discreetly
 Bm			     G
and then I'll fuckin' bone you completely
    F#5             Em           A   C     G     D
and then I'm gonna fuuuuuuuck  you haaaaaaaaaard
Bb7       C        D
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrd