get the joke

Intro:
Am    /g     x4

Verse 1:
           Am	      /g
Put my hand on the Bible 
Am	           /g
Doing it for liable 
Dm
It's suing season 
              E7
And I am broke 

Buy me some happy 
Find me some passion 
Will it ever happen? 
Heaven knows 

Chorus:
Am                                           Dm
Sometimes you've got to get the joke 
g                                              C(add9) E7
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat 
Am                                    Dm
Who put this spanner in my spokes? 
Fm                             C      E7 (break)
I can't change how it's wrote 

Verse 2:
Classy or flashy 
At home with Lassie 
They all walk past me 
I wouldn't know 

Make me a new man 
Find me a new plan 
I am a sports fan 
A real bloke 

 
Chorus:
Sometimes you've got to get the joke 
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat 
Who put this chainsaw in my spokes? 
I can't change how it's wrote 

F7
When my ship comes in 
E7
She'll be on it 
Am
Eating a fresh kebab 
D7
And I want it 
G#7             g
And I want it now 

(Scat) – play chorus

Chorus:
Sometimes you've got to get the joke 
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat 
You get the tagger I the clum.
I can't change how it's wrote