Morning D.J. of W.O.L.D

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Hello Honey, it's me
What did you think when you heard me back on the radio?
What did the kids say when they knew it was their long lost daddy-o?

(Em)Remember how we listened to the (C)radio
And I (D)said That's the place for (G)me'
And how I got the job as an (C)FM Jock the (D)day you married (Am)me?
We were (G)two kids and I was was into (C)AM rock
But I (D)just had to run a(Em)round
(Fmaj7)It's been eight years since (C)I left you babe
(D)Let me tell you 'bout what's gone (Am)down

I (G)am the morning (D)DJ on (Em)W * O * L *(Fmaj7) D
(C)Playing all the (G)hits for you (D)wherever you may (Am7)be
(G)The bright (D)good-morning voice who's (Em)heard but never (Fmaj7)seen
(C)Feeling all of forty(G)five (D)going on fif(Em7)teen

(Em)The drinking I did on my (C)last big gig (D)made my voice go (G)low
They said that they liked the (C)younger sound (D)when they let me (Am)go
So I (G)drifted on down to (C)Tulsa, Oklahoma to (D)do me a late night (Em)talk show
(Fmaj7)Now I worked my way back home (C)again, (D)via Boise, (Am)Idhao
That's how this business goes

I (G)am the morning (D)DJ on (Em)W * O * L *(Fmaj7) D
(C)Playing all the (G)hits for you (D)wherever you may (Am7)be
(G)The bright (D)good-morning voice who's (Em)heard but never (Fmaj7)seen
(C)Feeling all of forty(G)five (D)going on fif(Em7)teen

I've been (Em)making extra money playing (D)high school sock hops
(Fmaj7)I'm a big time guest MC (C)
You should hear me talking to the (D)little children
And (B)listen what they say to me
Got a (Em)spot on the top of my head, (D)begging for a new toupee
And a (Fmaj7)tire on my gut from sitting on my (C)ass
But they're (D)never gonna go (Em)away

(Em)Sometimes I get this (C)crazy dream
That I (D)just drive off in my (G)car
But you can travel on (C)ten thousand miles and (D)still stay where you (Am)are
I've (G)been thinking that I should (C)quit disk jockeying
And (D)start that record (EM)store
(Fmaj7)Maybe I could settle (C)down if you'ld (D)take me back once (Em)more

OK Honey, I see
I guess he's better than me
Sure, Old Girl, I understand
You don't have to worry, I'm such a happy man

Em7
W*O*L*D, W*O*L*D, W*O*L, W*O*L, W*O*L*D*D*D

I (G)am the morning (D)DJ on (Em)K*H*J (Fmaj7)
(C)Playing all the (G)hits for you (D)Playing them night and (Am7)day
(G)The bright (D)good morning voice who's (Em)heard but never seen(Fmaj7)
(C)Feeling all of (G)fortyfive, (D)going on fif(Em7)teen
I (G)am the morning (D)DJ on (Em)W*O*L*(Fmaj7)D