Blockheads

Intro:

E, D A

Verse 1:

E
You must have seen,
Parties of Blockheads;
D
With blotched,
And lagered skin.
A
Blockheads,
With food particles,
In their teeth,
E
What a horrible state,
D A
They're in.

Verse 2:

E
They've got womanly breasts,
Under pale mauve vests,
D
Shoes like,
Dead pigs' noses.
A
Cornflake packet jacket,
Catalogue trousers,
E
A mouth what never closes.

Verse 3:

E
You must have seen,
Blockheads,
In raucous teams,
D
Dressed up after work.
A
Who screw their poor,
Old Eileens,
E
Get sloshed,
D A
And go berserk.

Verse 4:

E
Rotary,
Accessory watches,
D
Hire-purchase,
Signet rings.
A
A beauty to,
The bully boys,
E
No lonely vestige,
D A
Clings.

Verse 5:

E
Why bother at all,
About Blockheads?
D
Why shouldn't they,
Do as they please?
A
You know if it came,
To a brainy game,
E
You could baffle,
D A
A Blockhead with ease.

Break:

D
How would you like,
One puffing and blowing,
In your ear-hole?
E
Or pissing in,
D A
Your swimming pool?

Interlude:

E, D A

Verse 6:

E
Bigger brained Blockheads,
Often acquire;
D
Black and orange cars.
A
Premature ejaculation,
Drivers,
E
Their soft-top's,
D A
Got roll-bars.

Verse 7:

E
"Fill her up",
They say to Blockheads,
D
"Go on, stick it,
Where it hurts".
A
Their shapeless haircuts,
Don't enhance;
E
Their ghastly,
D A
Patterned shirts.

Verse 8:

E
Why bother at all,
About Blockheads,
D
Su-perior as you are?
A
You're thoughtful and kind,
With a well-stocked mind,
E
A Blockhead can't,
D A
Think very far.

Break:

D
Imagine finding one,
In your laundry basket,
E
Banging nails,
D A
In your big black dog.

Solo:

E, D, A, D A

Verse 9:

E
Why bother at all,
About Blockheads?
D
Why should you,
Care what they do?
A
'Cos after all,
Is said and done'
E D A
You're a Blockhead too.

Break:

(Instrumental):

D, E, D A

Outro:

E
Blockheads,
Blockheads,
D
Blockheads,
Blockheads,
A
Blockheads,
Blockheads,
E
Blockheads,
D A
Blockheads.
E
Blockheads,
Blockheads.