Dumb ways to die

Het filmpje van het liedje kan je hier vinden: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw

De Intro en strofes gaan als volgt, de rest wijst zichzelf wel uit ;).
C F C F
e:-----------------|------------1----|-----------------|------------1----|
B:------------1----|------------1----|-------------1---|------------1----|
G:------------0----|---------2-------|-------------0---|---------2-------|
D:---------2-------|--0/3------------|---------2-------|--0/3------------|
A:-0/3-------------|-----------------|-0/3-------------|-----------------|
E:-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|

C F
Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that’s out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait

Refrein:
C G Am Em
Dumb ways to die
F G F
so many dumb ways to die
C G Am Em F G C
dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die

Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die

Invite a psycho-killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer’s brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die

Keep a rattlesnake as pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
“I wonder what’s this red button do?â€

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die

Am G C Em F G
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Am G C Em F
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
G Am
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Em F
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
G Am Em
Run across the tracks between the platforms
F G
They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly

C G Am Em
Dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to di-i-i-ie
F
So many dumb
G C
So many dumb ways to die

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